straight dudes 100 percent of their lives
I didn’t think people like this actually existed
Here we see the Greater Douchebag in one of their natural habitats. Like many poisonous animals, the bright colors are a warning to stay away.
the no homo sapiens
This is the best thing ever.
I fucking love this website.
I think Calvin and Hobbes gets better when you’re older
brilliant, never before seen fantasy ideas!!!!
- allegories for racism using white people and some race of mythical creatures who are all also white people
- allegories for lgbt*qia identities using someone being cursed or a werewolf and they are still a cishet the whole time
- allegories for issues people deal with using no one except cishet white people
"No homo" is one of the worst things I have ever heard come out of the mouth of a human. This is my second favorite way to reply - the first, bloody retribution.
This is the correct face to make when being told you’re a heinous bitch.
- Movie: Theirs was a forbidden love
- Me: They are a white cisgender heterosexual couple who on earth is "forbidding" this
- Movie: Their in-laws maybe